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TRUE BLOOD VS. TWILIGHT - True Blood wins. You get to see Anna Paquin's tits... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*




7 OF 9 VS T'PAL - Let the debate begin


TAGS: who is mor fapable
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Me_ - November 19, 2009, 12:45 pm
Jeri Ryan VS Jolene Blalock. Jolene all the way, Jeri is a butter face.
Hakiu - November 19, 2009, 10:10 am
Debates can be fun, but naked hot oil wrestling would be more fun.


FAP TURBO -




/B/ - You know what to do ..


TAGS: b 4chan fap
Rating: 2.84/5

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MORDOR -


TAGS: mordor challenge accepted fapping
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:09 am
The Blind thing is A Lie !
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:21 am
you will be blind before you get there hammy
Henna - September 16, 2010, 9:08 am
Love it! 5 fap-hands


CONSTANT CRAVINGS -


TAGS: smoking fapping habit cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

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Mahomygod - February 18, 2011, 1:56 pm
*another


MARSHMALLOW FLUFF - Once you know how it's made... ...you don't want to eat it. Same thing with hotdogs and SPAM.


TAGS: fap fap fap fap cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

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CANADA - July 26, 2010, 12:56 am
everything comes back to peanut butter
BoneCD - July 24, 2010, 11:52 am
5 they tell me it's good with peanut butter
hypernorton - July 24, 2010, 3:10 am
Awesome!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:15 am
Beautiful sequence!!!


YOUR GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: not real online fap
Rating: 4.38/5

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Porcelina - January 24, 2010, 9:34 pm
haha very witty 5L
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
aggy's retort....FTW
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:35 pm
5L!! My .gif-friend, however...
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:46 pm
Excellent Caption.. 5 Screen cleaners


INTERNET -


TAGS: welcome to fapulous interwebs
Rating: 4.75/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:51 am
A sure-sign that someone has been trolling!


WTF -


TAGS: fap to animals
Rating: 3.62/5

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I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE -


TAGS: nerd porn geek fap star wars
Rating: 3.96/5

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CANADA - December 29, 2009, 8:09 pm
LMAO!


DON T BE SHY - CONFIRM MY SUSPICIONS -


TAGS: admit it we all fap
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by culos

almarpa - November 4, 2010, 1:57 pm
Is all right! Anyway you gave it another point of view!
culos - November 4, 2010, 8:04 am
didn't know, don't know if I care, checked you poster 111738, had I remembered yours I would not have posted mine
almarpa - November 4, 2010, 7:44 am
Is nice to know that I have posted a similar poster with the same picture on July 28th, 2010.
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 6:04 pm
is it possible to masturbate in a non-sexual sense?
Cloudchaser - November 2, 2010, 11:38 am
Anyone who says they don't masturbate in a sexual sense is a liar


FAPPING - IT'S OK IF YOU DO IT RIGHT -


TAGS: fap
Rating: 4.72/5

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Reality Lord - July 29, 2010, 9:31 am

lol....5L from me....loved it.


FOSTER AUTO PARTS -




When Good Faps Go Horribly Wrong -




IF YOUR SINK COULD TALK -


TAGS: fapping facial
Rating: 4.5/5

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jibarocampesino - July 28, 2010, 11:47 am
I see a Greybeard sink


THE NOFAP - #1 in anti-fapping chastity technology. Deep Blew model shown in stainless steel. Does Not work in airports.


TAGS: nofap you dirty boy
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zagato - February 7, 2010, 7:19 pm
not even this will stop my fapping


FAP - Over there, and there but not here. Please!


TAGS: fap
Rating: 3.2/5

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ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 12:51 am
Fap is one of my favorite places. Wait, did I just say that?


INNOCENCE - was eradicated the moment when Jimmy realized another way to use his hands




FAPPLICATIONS -




TIME CONTRAINTS - This has to be wrong! what happened to the time you fap?


TAGS: culos warm soapy fap
Rating: 4/5

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steph1 - February 15, 2011, 6:34 am
that time does not even count as a full percentage - all over in a flash ;-)


TIMMY - His Mom's tried everything to stop his Fapping habit.




THIS GUY - Should not have a see-through window on his door


TAGS: fap research manager
Rating: 3.56/5

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karlingall - March 28, 2010, 8:56 am
i wonder wat this guy gets paid for overtime 5l


FAP AT REAR ENTRY -




YOUR TO DO LIST - You forgot fapping...dumbass!


TAGS: fapping is good
Rating: 4.08/5

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R.S.Jake - April 9, 2010, 10:17 am
#4. Fap to bacon
ICEMAN - April 8, 2010, 11:42 pm
You forgot bacon dumbass


DON'T EVER LET ME CATCH YOU - Fapping to Oprah again !!


TAGS: fapping to oprah
Rating: 3.57/5

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snoopay700 - March 28, 2010, 8:40 pm
That woman's smiling. And they're on sand. I have a feeling it's to say he has some power because i doubt any of them got any broken bones.
culos - January 26, 2010, 6:22 am
Mmmkay
rerun - January 26, 2010, 6:21 am

I should have said our child criminals.
culos - January 26, 2010, 4:23 am
like waterboarding????
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:25 pm

this makes me glad to live on a country that punishes people in a more humane way


EVERYTIME YOU FAP - God makes beautiful women ugly!!!


TAGS: fap
Rating: 2.19/5

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Culos - March 19, 2009, 5:13 am
Wrong! Many husbands have to fap because God allowed their beautiful women to go ugly...right after the wedding!


Be a wanker -


TAGS: wanker pride fapfap
Rating: 4.5/5

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RexyD - April 22, 2013, 12:53 am
Feint of heart - is that when you're only pretending to love someone?


THE FAP BUTTONS - To be used for only extreme fapping emergencies!


TAGS: fap
Rating: 4.06/5

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NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING - You can make money doing it? I could have been a trillionaire by now.


TAGS: fap
Rating: 3.1/5

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Produceman117 - February 4, 2010, 8:15 pm
Funny.
R.S.Jake - January 25, 2010, 5:51 pm
I don't want to know what the "Amazing robotic development guys" are doing to help you...


FAP BURNS - because you got your broadband back


TAGS: fap
Rating: 2.46/5

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Derek - February 28, 2010, 8:02 pm
I'm glad we don't have to see the other half of this equation.


SCRAMBLED EYES -




COMPLICATING THE OBVIOUS - I FAP, You FAP, We FAP, They FAP Is that really worth a scientific essay?


TAGS: culos faps
Rating: 4.69/5

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JackFace - December 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
Yes, yes it is.


THE AMAZING -


TAGS: fapalini step right up and win some crap
Rating: 4.57/5

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andyrofl - February 1, 2012, 10:41 pm
Wrong. 7 * 2 = 14 14 + 5 = 19 19 * 50 = 950 950 + 1759 = 2709 2709 - 1994 = 715 I'm 17.
forseti - October 28, 2010, 4:37 pm
You were pretty lonely in your youth, right?!?
msouth - October 28, 2010, 4:12 pm
(2x+5) * 50 100x + 250 250+1760 = 2010, the current year 100x does not affect the last two digits, (unless you allow fractional x's). So, it's 2010 (plus some number of hundreds) minus the year of your birth...= your age (plus some number of hundreds.)
EvilWillRule - October 28, 2010, 9:54 am
ROFL, after this year it'll be wrong. You'll have to add 1 to the 1759 and 1760.
itsambergirl18 - October 26, 2010, 3:46 pm
omagawd 2012 when my bro took it. He picked a random number (I think)though.
Airman - October 26, 2010, 3:27 pm
it was right-on for me too. Math major Zealot?
forseti - October 26, 2010, 3:34 am
Two digits without fapping but Fapalini is still right. Amazing! 5 fingers
Neener - October 25, 2010, 9:02 pm
You actually count each time?
DLM4 - October 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
damn, right on the money.
Zealot - October 25, 2010, 8:02 pm
about a 250%+ error


LIFE'S REWARDS -


TAGS: stop fapping and go find a real woman
Rating: 3.31/5

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spacedog - January 11, 2010, 7:52 pm
Great job Faceplant.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 5:31 pm

you can creat them anywhere you loke as long as they are in proper format
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 5:20 pm
I still have no idea what Dr. R is/was talking about? I think i have made one or two here on the site that is it.
R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 5:18 pm
I don't remember where in the contract it says they had to be made here on Motifake. Damnit what did I sign!?!
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 4:58 pm
this was most likey "titled" at wigflip/ yes it was uploaded because it wasn't built at motifake
Dr. Rusak - January 11, 2010, 4:58 pm
ah forget about it
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 4:57 pm
I have no effin idea wtf you r talking about DR, is anyone else not seeing all of this motifake?
Dr. Rusak - January 11, 2010, 4:54 pm
All I see is the title, usually there's the title, and the rest that follows. And how could you have made those effects to the word on motifake? I give it 5L for the idea, but i'm just saying it's been uploaded
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 4:52 pm
What DR?
Dr. Rusak - January 11, 2010, 4:46 pm
really? Cause it looks like it's been uploaded
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 4:45 pm
Thanks grey, it took me a while to put this one together. glad i didn't rush it.
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 4:41 pm
Well done face, well done. 5L


SPANKING - Your doing it wro...RIGHT!


TAGS: fap fap fap
Rating: 2.29/5

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OVERUSED -


TAGS: overused fap wrinkled pic useful
Rating: 4.89/5

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5150monkeylove - January 15, 2011, 1:55 am
*read..... Dammit moo+ its contagious!
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 1:55 am
read?
5150monkeylove - January 15, 2011, 1:54 am
The articles are on the back. That's all I do is red them repeatedly...lol
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 1:45 am
lol What exactly did you do to this to become overused? lol 5L's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:42 am
*for
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:35 am
someone swab this form DNA....5L


THE SHOWER -


TAGS: fap rinse repeat cubby
Rating: 4.74/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:35 am
Oh Good! I thought i was the only one with rocks in my... wait a minute...
psychosythe - February 7, 2011, 7:47 am
you can tell if its expoliating that sh!t has rocks in it
sofhie - February 5, 2011, 9:58 pm
that is soooooooo true
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:00 pm
Yes it does
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 7:58 pm
LOL! When one begets the other....
Sho - February 5, 2011, 4:32 pm
LMFAO


YES BOYS - -


TAGS: nice guys fappulous shower
Rating: 4.68/5

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GySgt1811 - February 27, 2011, 1:32 pm
VERY small bedroom.
steph1 - February 27, 2011, 2:45 am
that means you stand very close to the window?
GySgt1811 - February 27, 2011, 12:58 am
Or the bedroom curtains...


ANY EXCUSE -


TAGS: charity for the fapless happy holidays to all
Rating: 4.57/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 8, 2010, 8:31 am
Check 1, check check, check 2, check 3 ... enough of that, more than twice is playing with it anyway.
agdaniele - November 7, 2010, 10:09 pm
Check yourself!
5150monkeylove - November 7, 2010, 9:43 pm
There are unfunny people across the world of all types... We just need to band together and help the poor saps
Anonymous2 - November 7, 2010, 6:29 pm
I didn't know Charity was bi... :)
5150monkeylove - November 7, 2010, 4:17 pm
I wanted to change the answer to say.... "Of course, Cubby, now smile." but I just couldn't get it to look decent.


FAP -




THE WANK-SQUAD - ALWAYS READY TO SHOW THEIR SIGNATURE MOVE.... -


TAGS: fap
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - April 27, 2010, 6:20 pm
Clearly reserved for well-endowed men


NO MORE LOOKING AT CUBBY'S PROFILE - You'll shoot your eye out kid.


TAGS: cubby profile fap
Rating: 3.8/5

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Fatt Matt - February 10, 2010, 3:28 pm
HA!


I MAY NOT KNOW ART - But, I know what I like.


TAGS: i just fapped a little
Rating: 3.73/5

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forseti - November 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
That's what I thought, too... ;)


GOOD VIBRATIONS - The exictement of getting away with public fapping is a true means to achieve Nirvana.


TAGS: bongo vibes nirvana fap
Rating: 3.73/5

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5150monkeylove - September 20, 2010, 3:36 am
thanks claire. I was working on the "synonyms thread" and bumped into it.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 5:00 pm
Slightly creepy. 5L.


THE WIFE SAID THAT I'D GET LUCK TONIGHT - however she said that the night before and the night before good thing the internet never says "no"


TAGS: fap
Rating: 3.67/5

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LEAVE THE STRESS BEHIND - and when your done eat three whoppers then go buy a pack of smokes your life sucks




FAPPING - I don't know about RULE #5.




"YOU THERE...FAPPING" -


TAGS: fapping yo mama
Rating: 3.35/5

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Culos - April 7, 2009, 10:38 am
fapping is Motifake lingo for 'choking the chicken' 'milking the snake' or even simpler jacking off....
Nordic-wind - April 7, 2009, 10:28 am
wtf. is "FAPPING"??? I don't get it... I guess I'm drunk :-)


R.I.P. - Farrah Fawcett June 25, 2009 The Day the Fapping Died


TAGS: farrah fawcett the day that even the most dedicated fappers stopped for a moment of silence
Rating: 3.2/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:45 pm
That was a crazy time of dead celebrities. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Billy Mays, one after another, all in the same week, with David Carradine and Michael Jackson not too far off.
Mooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:45 am
Wow, Sean. You butchered Don almost as well as Madonna did.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:23 pm
Sean; To save the possible emails, which I hate, here is the link :-) http://www.flickr.com/photos/ftachaser357/sets/72157602561037327/
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:19 pm
Sean; As soon as I hit the submit button, I knew that I spelled Don's last name wrong. MY BAD. I also have NO bad photos about Charlie. I think he was like 15 or 16 when he was in the movie. He was really cool, for his age. NOW, Patrick was another story.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:18 pm
... and then we could blackmail the dude together. Hope that didn't sound too weird.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:17 pm
It might be easier to attach a couple of those pics to a PM and send them to me that way, if you don't mind. But thanks again for the offer.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
That's neat, man. And I'm sure he'd now pay you not to tell. But not to be a Lyric Nazi or anything, but I was just quoting Don McLean.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:12 pm
Sean; Email me in private at: ftachaser357@yahoo.com and I will share with you the photos, from the movie set. :-)
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sean; You said Charlie Sheen. You should my photos on Flickr, when I was the Military Tech Advisor to the movie Red Dawn. Ohhhhh, the stories I can tell :-)
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:24 pm
... and the three men I admired the most, Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen, and Ron Jeremy, caught the last train for the coast ... the day the fappage ... died. And we were singin' bye bye Farrah ... Buh-Bye ... *sigh*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 6:59 pm
Gotta love Don McLain and American Pie. PIE? Did someone just say PIE?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 6:40 pm
... and I knew that if I had my chance, I could make that little monkey dance ... and maybe I'd be happy for a while ... but Ms. February make me quiver, with every stroke that I delivered ... bad news on the doorstep ... I couldn't take one more step ...
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
*bows down before the one true goddess*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Stopping in mid-stroke and bowing my head for a moment of silence.


POSITIVITY -




ANA IVANOVIC - Net! Double Net! Fap! DOuble Fap!




DEE SNIDER -


TAGS: twisted sister metal fap masturbate cat
Rating: 2/5

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Aruba - January 16, 2011, 11:47 am
oh shit what is this... witch ? :D:D


IF YOU EVER - run out of talent, pray.




HAPPY HALLOWEEN - From your Satanic Nun (now bow down)


TAGS: biscuits fap porcelina
Rating: 2.92/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 6:28 am
I bow to thee, o beautiful one! *bows*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 11:29 am
This ones missing a "die"....yet the lip ring prevails.
Derek - October 21, 2009, 8:32 pm
Again... rerun ;-)
rerun - September 25, 2009, 7:49 pm

ah, it is almost that time of the year....
Guest091 - August 26, 2009, 8:39 am
Cheer up Porcelina. Someone is bound to die soon. lol
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:06 am
i only seen the first. i was to old for the others
BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:33 pm
Speaking of The Lion King. I hate when they make like a fifth of a Disney animated movie.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 4:19 pm
LD got the idea,in the words of the lion king, Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase,It means no worries For the rest of your days......
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 4:19 pm
I think that irritates you simply because you spend so much time on comments about me. You're not a white knight, please see my avatar.
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 4:14 pm
Kumbayaaaaaaaaah my Lord, kumbayaaaaaaah!
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 4:13 pm
community. I enjoy pointing out your arrogance! why would that irk me?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 4:12 pm
The word is "IRK". Trust me you could never get under my skin. As I said to Aggy, when somebody like you acts as if they are immune to criticism because of some self imposed status on a website, they deserve to be rebuked by any contributing member of the
Fatt Matt - July 29, 2009, 3:41 pm
I see what you did there No Use... nice try
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 2:43 pm
It's cute how worked up you get, TheTrashHeap, and how easy it is to urk you
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 11:37 am
Hey, that's my favorite Metallica song! (And now we play the waiting game...)
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 9:34 am
hey TTH, cool down buddy. some noobs need to be jumpd on (not saying that one did cause IDK).i got my share and im sure you did to. but you know what they say about arguing on the internet and the whole special olymics thing. just keep it in mind
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:30 am
Then why defend her?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:30 am
Point taken, TTH. I'm not turning on ya.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:29 am
Who gets their feelings hurt by online attacks?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:27 am
Not to mention that almost every person on this site started as a passing a-hole
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:26 am
So then you defend her but who defends the people she attacks? The ones who may have contributed to the site before she was allowed to jump on them for no reason? (because she had "respect") ya gotta give it to get it!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:23 am
She's more than capable of defending herself. I'm just not one for hearing it from passing a-holes.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:22 am
Some rub you the wrong way, some don't. And the "emo" comment was way off.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:22 am
I know aggy. That was all i have to say on the matter.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:21 am
I will respect anybody who treats others with respect. Seniority on the site means nothing if you set off on a power trip. She lost any respect she may have earned from me when she started going from poster to poster ragging on harmless comments.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:21 am
I understand your stance. I'm definitely not here to argue POV with you.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:18 am
There's no charm involved when she jumps on some noob for making a completely innocent comment. That kinda crap only creates timmies! She's a tunnel maker and a motibully, she thinks she is untouchable because of an imagined status.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:16 am
Satanic Nuns... we show respect here.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:15 am
I've been attacked myself. It's part of her charm.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:14 am
Now I get it! And fuck that! She would not think twice about attacking anyone else so why does she deserve special treatment?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:14 am
Nah... threats don't exist online.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:12 am
Safety? from who aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:11 am
Don't like the emo's? Can't imagine why?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:10 am
You're talking to the girl all wrong... it's the wrong tone. Cherish your online safety, ebzi. Today, it's a blessing.
ebzi - July 29, 2009, 1:03 am
fucking emos
DIIM oXyMoroNiC - March 31, 2009, 9:30 pm
That's my little hottie
Porcelina - December 28, 2008, 10:55 pm
Yep, except the song goes ''Die, die, DIE my darling.'' I ran out of room. It really does. And thanks pro
BuZZbomb - December 28, 2008, 10:08 pm
Aren't you just making a handnote about a Misfits song? Also, we have that same microwave at work. It nukes quite well.
pro - December 28, 2008, 9:48 pm
Yes, P is cute!
Porcelina - December 28, 2008, 9:07 pm
Amen!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 28, 2008, 8:55 pm
"wow" is a jealous bitch for an eleven year old. Stop talking forever, you hatemongering idiot.
wow - December 28, 2008, 1:31 am
is this really the chick who was bitching about not tipping your waitress? get your face fixed, cunt. how's that for a tip?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 8, 2008, 11:52 am
Umm, yeah, good times, good times. *cough* *cough*
Cubbybear - December 8, 2008, 11:32 am
It was too bad nobody passed out besides me. I must have landed on that horn because the next day, my butt was sore and all of you were smiling
Porcelina - December 8, 2008, 8:43 am
*sniffle* I miss those days
LogicDude - December 8, 2008, 8:07 am
The funniest thing about that BBQ was when Cubby got one of Satan's horns stuck between his teeth and he didn't know it and we were all laughing and he was all like "WTF guys!?" Haha...those were good times...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 11:45 pm
Who is that other guy, my browser show his name as symbols which kinda look like 'tarp'
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 11:44 pm
Culos, you misunderstand. She wasn't made from or by Satan, she just helped eat him. I had Satan's right arm with brain sauce and one of the eyeballs. Barbecue sauce makes anything taste good.
Porcelina - December 7, 2008, 10:21 pm
Satanic, as in if you continue to talk shit I will allow you to discover who the fuck Azeroth. Satanic, as in the fact THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNETS SO STFU n00b. and I'm not fucking gothic, you piece of shit
Kramer - December 7, 2008, 7:07 pm
Misfits are ftw. Love that song .o.
Culos - December 7, 2008, 3:54 pm
Eve was created from Adam's rib if you believe the fairytale. Porcelina was created from a rib from Satan.... is that what you're saying MWLF?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 3:52 pm
A bit of explanation is in order. At the last Motifake Convention, we all got drunk and made an expedition to Hell, where we captured, killed and ate Satan. Porcelina is only satanic because she had some satan ribs.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 1:55 pm
Mr. Unintelligible Name: Porcelina is a Most Excellent Satanic Nun of the Motifake Order. Aaaaaaaaameeeeeeen!!!
Töm - December 6, 2008, 4:56 am
satanic like LaVey, Or satanic like bullshite Gothic try-hards who pretend to worship Satan, then say god doesn't exist. and the pretend scars are just bad, scenie
Porcelina - December 2, 2008, 7:32 pm
is jail bait
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 2, 2008, 3:16 pm
Cubbybear! You're old enough to be her pimp! Hell, you're old enough to be MY pimp!
RON - December 2, 2008, 1:17 pm
now Cubby...she’s too young...lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 1:10 pm
The more I look at her....
Lloyd - November 19, 2008, 7:59 pm
What the hell? Is that a light switch?
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 11:50 am
Excellent posti- wait...heart stopping...vision fading...oh sweet death!
pervo - November 1, 2008, 3:24 pm
Okay, already. Sorry, P! I was merely jesting about the nose.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 3:18 pm
In motifake lingo, pervo needs to get his card, he's melvinned to me.
Culos - November 1, 2008, 1:53 pm
Btw me thinks Scott has changed his name to pervo - how childish can you be?
Culos - November 1, 2008, 1:50 pm
Although you look a tat scary, I'd prefer you one million times over Scott's imaginary girlfriend any day
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:05 pm
Typically I would acknowledge a comment like that, but it's not true at all.
pervo - November 1, 2008, 12:52 pm
P, you look quite a lot like Scott's "girlfriend", except with less boobage and a bigger nose!
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 10:39 am
Oh, I didn't notice that.. lol. Hair dye, I think
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 8:25 am
It's a motifake tradition to comment on things in the background that have nothing to do with the foreground or main subject.
Rakdos - November 1, 2008, 5:43 am
They are referring to the bag behind you.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 4:06 am
What did I get at walgreen's? what?
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 3:53 am
Yeah, the poster sucks, but it's to get out the message =] Now to sing my doom song! ''DOOM DOOM DOOM...!''
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 1:56 am
Oh, what did you get at Walgreen's?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 1:55 am
Felicitations...OF DOOM!!!!! Happy Halloween, Sister Porcelina! 5 lions but only because your the only person to post a poster wishing us a happy Hallow e'en.
RON - November 1, 2008, 12:13 am
you first sweetheart...lol Hope you had a great halloween!
Cubbybear - November 1, 2008, 12:03 am
5 for for you
Porcelina - October 31, 2008, 11:46 pm
I see no bowing...


SOCK PUPPETS -




GOD'S MISTAKES - Yeah cos he forgot to kill them kittens when you were fapping!


TAGS: fap kittens god
Rating: 2.44/5

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DZ - April 14, 2009, 9:11 pm
Cats need to be shot and so do you for using "cos".


"HEY PONCH - I heard Motifake is going to post us." Sorry, what was that, I didn't hear you, I was basking in my own glow.




THIS PICTURE - I don't know why I'm "FAPPING" to it? BUT I AM!


TAGS: fapping the ugly duckling
Rating: 1.38/5

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Derek - November 30, 2009, 6:08 pm
"Flapping" perhaps?


LIVE HARD -


TAGS: fap fap fap fap die
Rating: 4.86/5

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